Fire+Water

When fire needs water to activate.
Sex God: "bro the fire needs water to activate WALLAH!"
Italian Dog: "Oh yeah cuz!?"
Polish Dog: (tries burning water) "ITS NOT WORKING!!! OI, ITS NOT WORKING! "
... :/

Fire+Water=Mc'Lit

by Pats Boy12345 November 23, 2016

Panic Fire

Basically,you're playing a shooting game (Halo, Call Of Duty, etc.) and you're not very good (usually playing on XBOX Live or against your friend). Someone comes around the corner or hops in front of you. You pull the trigger and shoot the hell out of them. 80% of the time, you kill someone on your team.

Also known as trigger finger, panic fingers or simply, sucking at XBOX.

Noah: AGH! *pulls XBOX trigger and shoots like crazy.*
Lynsey: God damn it, Noah! That's the fourth time you've killed me. I'm on your team, idiot. Enough with the panic fire!

by Langenbrunner Baby March 6, 2009

Fire Trout

When you squirt sriracha sauce in your girl's pussy and then eat it.

Jack: Hey babe, can I have a fire trout with you?
Brittney: You know a lot of really weird sex moves, and I love it. Let's do it.

by Cunt_bucket August 1, 2018

Fire cum

When the cum so hot it burns through your dick and creates a Jewish synagogue inside of your liver

Yo we got that mad fire cum

by Clooch god March 1, 2019

friendly fire

When you fart and the smell hits only you.

OMG I bust ass in the car today. I had to roll the window down, total friendly fire.

by Ali_ababwa June 20, 2016

Fire train

A sexual act where gay men put jalapeño juice on their penis's and then assfuck

I was never concerned about my gay little brother wanting to be a train conducter until he meant of a fire train

by sausagephest September 5, 2013

Colonel Fire

The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.

Zach: Fire!!!

Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!

Zach: Can't, he's in the office.

Matt: FML!

by Mayo Sanchez October 8, 2009