Federico

Beautiful boy etc. huge Star Wars geek, women haterrr. Loves coke and Monterrey. Dream boy (hot nerd). Super smart and soooo hot nerd.

Endor is the Ewok planet in Star Wars 6 (Return of the Jedi)- Federico

“Fuck women fr” -Federico

“I’ll pay for your f1 race no biggie”- Federico

by Heytwoyouhi June 21, 2023

Federico

Beautiful boy etc. huge Star Wars geek, women haterrr. Loves coke and Monterrey. Dream boy (hot nerd). Super smart and soooo hot nerd.

Endor is the Ewok planet in Star Wars 6 (Return of the Jedi)- Federico

“Fuck women fr” -Federico

“I’ll pay for your f1 race no biggie”- Federico

by Heytwoyouhi June 21, 2023

Fedophile

A deep state plot between the United States government, the LGBTQIA+ community, CSPAN and liberally minded YouTube creators to groom children into believing it's okay to not be straight.

Bro 1: "Hey bro, did you hear about the high school library with a cartoon depiction of someone giving a plastic stick a blowjob?"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, they're all apart of the Fedophile's plan."

by ReaganlnTheMoney June 27, 2023

Feldora

Lil dick Mexican man

that guy is such a feldora

by Feldora July 3, 2023

Federal

Partying hard like it's your last night without any remorse.

James said tonight, we're going Federal bruh!

by FLLS July 28, 2023

Fedophile

When dudes show up in Watertown WI in black shirts, masks, matching khaki pants, black flags with swastikas, and chant "Blood blood blood!" "US or the PEDOPHILES!" "NO PEDOS ON OUR STREETS!" it's clear that they're EITHER federal agents tasked with Harvesting the Hate, and letting a thousand Anti-Pedo flowers bloom, OR organic and sincere community-based activists, who just happen to find public discussion of pedophilia exciting.
Calling them #Fedophiles is annoying either way.
If they're FEDS, they're annoyed at being exposed as such.
If they're grassroots activists, they're annoyed at being described as government toys, NPC's.

When the #Fedophiles showed up in Watertown, WI, the witty response would have been to counter-chat at them:
#FEDOPHILES!
Blood blood blood?

More like ERECTION ERECTION ERECTION!

Harvest the Hate!
Harvest the Hate!
Hatin' on PEDOS makes the COUNT-TREE GREAT!

. . . this done in a heavily ironic, heartily affectionate tone, to reflect the understanding that the first step in coming out as a boy-lover, is processing the internal pedo-phobia by doing a lot of external #pedotoileting.

by Didaskalos July 30, 2023

Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023