Your father

He is a mystery and he is always gone to get the milk

You have no father and your father is gone

by Mr.69420 May 2, 2023

father

wait a minute you dont have one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha

mommy where did father go to get the milk

by jhghfjm gcbfvnbfcjdhrsxdcghbjk May 3, 2023

Father

an object that is very difficult to achieve

"Where is my FATHER?"

by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023

Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.

"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!

by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023

Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.

Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Father

You don’t have one

You have no father you don’t have one
Fact but I have ur mom

by I like hot hot men December 1, 2022

the cum father

The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.

male: *praying* oh dear the cum father, please let me cum during sex with my step sister.

by G.L.B's Channel December 2, 2022