Fast Mattress

Getting laid as fast as possible.

If you want some fast mattress you gotta use Tinder.

by jSalty January 12, 2019

Fast Paced Environment

Corporate speak for overworked and underpaid.

Interviewer: "This is a fast paced environment"

Me: "You mean overworked, underpaid, understaffed and having to do 15 people's jobs despite only getting poorly paid for one?"

by Daun'Tay January 27, 2025

Fast razo

The simple act of having sex with more than one person on seperate occasions in one day

I pulled a fast razo today before work

by Cocoa daddy May 8, 2011

Fast

Adley

Adley is fast!

by Summertroth May 10, 2018

fast read

A person whose true motives and agenda are quickly recognized.

Dispite her efforts to appear victimized, everyone knew she was just jealous. She was a fast read.

by jakaha January 2, 2009

Ohio fast and the drunk

When are from Ohio or in having sex and you want to drink. You put the bottle in the asshole and you drink from the other end.

Hey Lula do you want to do the Ohio fast and the drunk sex move and drink.

by Knight102001 December 19, 2022

Fast Food

Food that runs AFAFP.

talking spheroid (1): hey can i get some fast food
talking cuboid (2): okay man
fast food:"runs away" YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2: aw freak

by pseud0nym12470 December 15, 2023