Facebalk

When you post something on facebook that is crude or potentially offensive, and then immediately delete it after you realize that all of your family members are going to see it.

Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!

by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011

FACE CRACK

Popularised by the tv show Rupaul's Drag Race, face crack is a term used to refer a shocking event. When something you don't expect makes you react : you are face cracked

See also : being gagged

If a friend tells you something shocking via text and you are shocked you can reply with *face crack*

by Ellepellerin January 1, 2021

nas face

1)nasty face.
2)someone with a face so nasty you don't want to look at it anymore.

Ashlee: EWW, that guy is such a nas face!
Britknee: Tell me about it, he probably has b nips aha.

by Y0BR1TKNEE May 24, 2008

Taint Face

A Term of Endearment, used for those who are a complete Dickhead, and have an ass-chin. Therefore, Their Face would be the 'Taint'. Hence The Name, Taint Face.

Wow! That Dickhead, with an ass-chin, was a real Taint Face!

by ScrotumBalls February 23, 2009

Finals Face

A face having characteristics of baggy/tired eyes, acne break outs, oily skin, etc. due to staying up late studying for finals. Basically, you look like shit after studying for finals the night before.

dude1: Hey man, are you feeling OK? You look a little tired.
man2: Yeah, I'm OK. I just pulled an all nighter for my final today.
dude1: It looks like it. You got a case of Finals Face my friend.

by funkabee June 7, 2009

brunch face

The starved and jealous look on the faces of people waiting in long lines at busy brunch spots.

Diner one: "OMG, did you see that guy's pancakes? I'm so getting the pancakes. They look so good I could die!"

Diner two: "Dude, that guy over there's totally giving me the brunch face."

by tsukiatari January 21, 2010

Pervert face

A face that was supposed to be sexy, but failed and ended up a pervert face, instead. Usually people who do the face have their eyes wide, a creepy smile, and their tongue sticking out. It is a failed attempt at sultry eyes, seductive smirk, and licking their lips.

Girl doing pervert face.

Boy shudders.

Girl: Do you think I'm sexy?

Boy: No, you perverted, ugly butter face.

by IBRockingYou September 6, 2011