Evan Tight

1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.

2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.

1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."

2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"

by DilledDough September 5, 2011

zach evans

A jew

Burn Zach Evans! He's a JEW!

by SandNiglet July 13, 2017

evan stegall

a very awesome and attractive boy who is a complete savage and boss.

Man you are an evan stegall today

by Wrath of E August 19, 2016

evan and pattie

The hottest couple in the entire world that everyone is completely jealous of. Everyone wants to have an Evan and Pattie relationship.; A term that refers to a really amazing couple.

Person 1: Have you seen that couple? They have such an Evan and Pattie relationship!
Person 2: I wish I could be like them!!

by merfthesmurf January 1, 2012

TR Evans

The act of felching an old person.

I went to the nursing home the other day only to find one of the residents giving another a TR Evans.

by DJ February 24, 2005

sara evans

1. a code name for sex. Used mostly in countrysides in asian settlements
2. a famous singer

"I was chillin' with sara evans last night"

by lkkjkejrkeljfndfn December 1, 2009

Evan Wall

He is a male guy usally short, he is not very smart amd is usally desrcribed as a mort. He is aint social and is usally pretty queer

That evan wall guy is a real mort

by Jeff ramsey May 26, 2013