Dusty Vagina Syndrome

The turning of dust of ones vagina, from lake of use. Also know as DVS. Older less sexually active women suffer for it. Causes can be: Lameness, fatness, ugliness, or many other reasons.

If she doesn't have sex soon, she's going to get Dusty Vagina Syndrome!

by gay and glad August 19, 2009

Dusty Wisard

Different word for, Tampon, small bullet shaped cotton thingy u shoot up your fadge when on ur period!! Me and My friend made it up while buying sandwitches, (Sandy Whitch) At the same time!!
Can offen be used as, revenge/punishment, by dunking in someones tea!!

"Got any dusty wisards left??"
"Jeze, I think I left my dusty wisard in for too long, beter not get tss!!"

by Jeni Wood!! June 11, 2006

brown dusty muffin

Sprinkling brown sugar on a girls face while receiving a blowjob. Sugar can be literally brown sugar or brown from other sources.

I was in the kitchen and gave some girl the brown dusty muffin because I ran out of powdered sugar.

by PaulWhatTheHecht August 13, 2008

dusty cuff

the act of fisting a woman with a dry or old vagina.

Dude last night i dusty cuffed your grandma

by dwight k schruter January 14, 2009

Dusty Melons

Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years

Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention

My god if you dont get some action soon you will end up like dusty melons next door

by crispy minge August 29, 2010

Dusty Winkler

To perform oral sex on a woman who is bleeding vaginally, but not due to menstruation.

Dirty walked in saying, "suck my bloody twat!" "Are you ragging Dirty?" "No, it's just bloody." "That's a Dusty Winkler!"

by OU812X September 13, 2010

Dusty Leavings

The horrible leftovers at the bottom of your Cereal Packet.

I had breakfast this morning and all that was left was Dusty Leavings, Yuk!

by 367squadron June 24, 2011