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take a dump

The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.
Mama...I gotta TAKE A DUMP!
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
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hump and dump

The art of dating "chasing" a woman to the
Point when she falls for you, then you sleep
Together and you stop calling her , and just be a total asshole.
Tom- hey jeff what happend to Jen?
Jeff- oh dude she was a hump and dump LOL
Tom- sweet
by CLG143 October 4, 2008
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Dummy Brick

A "dummy" is a term that can be used for a fake/cheap substance that is advertised or sold as real thing. A "dummy brick" is fake cocaine.
For example, if someone sells you a dummy brick, it is fake cocaine. "He sold me a dummy."
by ElleSimone March 4, 2011
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text dump

When someone you are in a relationship with breaks up with you through a text. NO phone call or face to face, but a text dump.
Can you believe that jerk? He pulled a text dump. I knew I should have text dumped him when I had the chance.
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power dump

An explosive duke that often results from the consumption of Mexican cuisine.
Jerry had to sprint to the outhouse to take a power dump after eating a number 4 at Taco John's.
by Lenard Powerdong August 7, 2006
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Doodle Dump

Playing at Doodle Jump on your iPhone while taking a dump.
Mike's sister: "Mike get out of there, I can't hold it anymore!"

Mike: "Shut up I'm taking a Doodle Dump and I've almost reached 150 000 points!"
by The Fisting Ranger April 8, 2010
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brain dump

When your boss summons you to his office for a "meeting" with sole purpose of his own education, usually about something he should already know. Essentially, he is trying shamelessly to "download" your brain content, instead of picking up textbooks and learning.
Our regional head Chia Pet called me to another brain dump meeting to ask more questions about Intex. I doubt he learned much.
by Alan Ford May 3, 2008
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