Dead Dragon

When you suck the methane gas out of the ass of the corpse you were fucking, then breathe it out over a candle while roaring.

I was fucking this chick at the morgue, and just had to give her the dead dragon.

by Nosral Auhsoj April 22, 2017

couch dragon

A mean woman who sits on the couch all day smoking cigarettes/drugs doing nothing but complaining about the problems in her life that she chooses to do nothing about then don't even put out at the end of the day

Man that chick my friend hooks up with is one hell of a couch dragon

by Mr sauve September 23, 2016

dragon lover

A fantasist. One who escapes into a fantasty world.

A dragon lover enters a fantasy world to self-entertain, avoid pain, and self soothe.

by Kerrsenn October 22, 2019

Vag Dragon

A vagina that SWOOPS onto its penial prey and lights its genital area on fire. Scotching all hair in genital area to ash!

Jacks mom is a Vag Dragon.

by Dan Brian and sean January 3, 2013

dragon breath

disgusting,hot,smelly ass breath

"Fuck Nigga, you got some dragon breath!,close your mouth"

by killarob November 26, 2007

Kicking Dragons

Kicking Dragons is a term used to describe the act of smoking marijuana. The origin of the phrase is not known for sure but it is believed that it is either a loose translation from old chinese slang used to describe the act or that it originated in California during the 1980's by a group of people for unknown reasons.

"Kate and I are about to kick some dragons, want to come over?"

"Nicole is kicking dragons, she will be back in a minute."

by kaul December 9, 2006

dragon slap

To ejaculate in one's mouth, then slap the person across the face hard enough that the semen comes out of the person's nose (like a dragon breathing fire from the nose)

I gave that milf a dragon slap.

by Miguel "Dirty" Sanchez II March 22, 2009