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Schrödinger's Douchebag

A person who unfunny dumbasses think says offensive thing and only says they're jokes when the don't land, but in reality they were always jokes and your just the group buzzkill
That Schrödinger's Douchebag said hippity hoppity women are property and only says its a joke when I get offended.
by unfunny individual December 27, 2020
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douchebag

a female that has sex more time in a month then there are days. And who has a huge vagina
Man, Shes a douchebag
by g-piiimp July 2, 2007
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Douchebagen

-"German for 'Douche bag"
It is the most intense version of 'douche bag' thus can only be used by its creators and those familiar with them.(ie: If Jimmmy is in the back seat of a car can't hear conversation in the front seat so Bia turns the radio up)
"hey, what'd you guys say?" ::radio goes up::
"you're a douchebagen" (:
-"hey, can you guys hear me?...fuck you guys!"
haha, Melissa, and Bridget,
you know I love you guys
by Jimmmy & Bia April 1, 2008
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Douchebag

Annoying people who have past the rank ass, asshole, and jerk. But are not yet fuckers or motherfuckers. Possible at the rank of bitch or BYEOTCH.
No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people.

REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
by AMERICAN IDIOTTTT July 5, 2010
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douchebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker but is still capable. Not to be confuzed with douche. Commonly has the name "Mike Le." Tends to be and instigator but can't do shit.
He talks shit but can't back it up, he must be a douchebag.
by coolk1234 September 6, 2010
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Douchebag Senior

Seniors in highschool who go hard on the motherf*cking paint in their favorite class, Gym. They are loud, extremely obnoxious and have little or no actual athletic talent.
Freshman: Those douchebag seniors playing man, every time someone scores its just five more minutes of shouting before we can start playing again.

Freshman 2: Yeah, it sucks, they're such douches but we're gonna be like that in 3 years....
by DOOSHOCRACY November 15, 2011
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douchebag

A complete and total waste of space, oxygen and life.
Rick Santorum is a douchebag.
by vwboy1026 May 17, 2012
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