cuck- a- doodle-DON’T 

when your wife makes you part of a throuple but you don’t actually get to do anything sexual because it’s the worst throuple ever.

Brandi (whilst plunging her girlfriend with a giant rubber dolphin dildo) : “Ryyyaaaaaannnn… DON’T fuck her she doesn’t like dick. DON’T put your dick in her mouth she doesn’t do that! DON’T get jizz on her!! Now hit her with a belt. NO DON’T DO THAT!” (Starts crying)

Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T

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cuck- a- doodle-DON’T by Shakes and dribbles May 25, 2023

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you? by HelloThisIsMeAndIamBoredasHell March 14, 2022

Yankee Doodle 

The next logical step in a docking transaction between two males. To "Yankee Doodle" is to tie together the penises of two docking men for the purpose of achieving a more perfect union.

Hunter and I were docking last night, but since we ran out of hands we decided on a good 'ol Yankee Doodle to get us where we needed to go. It blew my fucking mind.

Yankee Doodle by HunterCurtisJake August 1, 2010

Doobie

1.the butt end of a joint.
2.hebrew definition: teddy bear.

1. Dude... dont hog that doobie... puff puff pass! It is almost gone!
2. I love to cuddle my doobie when I am stoned before I fall asleep!

Doobie by David July 28, 2004

doodlebug 

a jerk; asshole; rude person; anyone acting on ill intent

This fucking doodlebug was about to blow right through that stop sign!

Don't talk to that ginger, she's a doodlebug.

doodlebug by prprnutter October 5, 2011

butt doobie

The toilet roll located up the ass of the large Kraid-phewl. Irreplacable. Priceless.

Kraid's butt-doobie is bulging today.

butt doobie by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

dingle-ly-doodle 

mans little friend, dick

While Jim and I were having a little fun, his dingle-ly-doodle decided to join in!

dingle-ly-doodle by mandrez September 25, 2004