Deuce

a word that will fill in any word needed to complete the sentence. it has no exact meaning. the most amazing word known to man.

What the deuce!?
we have to deuce it out!
wanna deuce tonight?

by kdeuce1 June 10, 2009

deuce

daly city/san francisco click/gang, inspired by the movie South Central.

Them deuces just rolled up on us like little cowards.

by DEUCE4LIFE April 18, 2006

deucewheela

n.
A transportation device with two wheels (bicycle, scooter, etc.).

adj.
Someone who rides a deucewheela for sport (BMXer, extreme scooterer, etc.).

n.
Look at that kid riding his deucewheela.

adj.
Look at that deucewheela riding his bike.

by Greg Brown May 23, 2004

dercer

someone who's gay that has aids, and he spreads it all around

dude 1: did you hear about that one guy?
dude 2: No
dude 1: that guy is a total dercer
dude 2: that dercer better stay away from me

OMG! Look at him with all of his boyfriends, he is such a dercer!

by emmuhlee December 10, 2008

Doucer

also known as a "douce man," a combination of two males and two females of mutual attraction, typically in a situation intended to result in two separate sexual encounters, or in the most douceresque of situations, one orgy;
a textbook doucer usually involves wine, a movie, a large couch, and two very facey guys;
the word doucer stems from the latin root 'dou' which means "two vs. two" and the spanish influenced 'ouce' which means "to moisten,";
National Doucer Week is every November during the second FULL week of the month;
also related, "troucers" and "quocers" are only to be executed by the most experienced douce men and have a smaller success rate;

Example 1: "Harvest Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Yo, what should we do tonight?"
Douce Man 2: "I don't know, man, I think those freshmen are pretty horny lately"
Douce Man 1: "Perhaps we should douce them?"
Douce Man 2: "Sounds great. I'll pick up the wine, you invite them over"
(followed by several hours of 2v2 gaming down and ultimately, p in v)

Example 2: "Situational Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Let's drink tonight"
Douce Man 2: "Fuck, I don't really feel like getting drunk, I had a rough weekend"
Douce Man 1: "That's alright, just invite Kenzie and her friend over and we'll douce it"
Douce Man 2: "Perfect!"

Example 3: "Impromptu Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Oh shit, that's those slutty freshmen over there"
Douce Man 2: "Hurry, game face! Let's invite them to the room"

by Doucey J November 12, 2013

Clam Deuce

When two women lay down, and interlock legs like scissors and bump clams. A slow jam will be playing with a lit candle nearbye.

Hey Chris, those two chicks on the video are all wrapped up, moaning and groaning rubbing clams together. I see a candle, and hear a lovely slow jam. Well Andrew, my tiny child size friend, that right there is the Clam Deuce. Don't you forget it!

by Rosh507 January 14, 2015

deuce deuce

having anal sex with a female weighing 200+ pounds ....then pulling out and defecating in her gaping asshole.

n: "i want to perform the deuce deuce on that 200+ pound chick over there!"
v: "i'm gonna deuce deuce you, my voluptuous 200+ pound vixen."
adj: "look at that 200+ pound chick! she's totally deuce deuceable!"

by Deuceaholic May 25, 2008