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Daddy Roulette

A group of gentlemen who gather together to take turns having intercourse with a (usually) willing woman with the intention of ejaculating inside her vagina. God willing, nine months later they will all be at the hospital to greet this new life into the world. They will all take a paternity test to determine who is the father. The winner of the daddy lottery will now assume all of the responsibilities gathered hereto of a "father." The remaining gentlemen will bust the balls of the winning gentlemen for the reminder of his life.
James: Hey Josh wanna come hang out at Molly's with the guys?

Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.

(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)

(Nine Months Later...)

Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!
by TheGreatRanger1 November 15, 2019
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Daddy Obama

Daddy Obama is what the Epic Gamers call our 2008 - 2016 president, mainly because everyone has the desire of President Obama being there dad, you most likely, also have that wish.
Aydan: I really wish Daddy Obama would be my dad one day..
by very hot man November 19, 2019
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Mecha Daddy

Only thing stronger then your Daddy and James Jackson's final form.
"My Dad would beat up your Dad.."
"Well my Mecha Daddy has shoulder mounted missile launchers and will leave your Dad eviscerated"
by JaceKnowerOfAllThings May 13, 2019
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daddy dice

The best daddy there is, he's always too hot even when he doesn't mean to be ;-)

Daddy Dice is the best person in the whole universe
by notgambling January 14, 2018
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Daddy Kisser

A grown man who still kisses his father on the lips.
"Met Danny's parents this weekend, turns out he's a daddy kisser. He said hello and smooched that old man right on the lips."
by Aladeen6969 April 19, 2017
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founding daddy

"Man that boy is such a founding daddy."
by foundingpapiofamerica February 28, 2018
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Virgin Daddy

The one guy that gets everything but sex. This can include oral, hand job, or anal, just not vaginal penetration.
As a freshmen John became a virgin daddy to stay within his religious boundaries.
by Virgin_daddy March 5, 2017
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