Noun. A lowkey crush that's been consistent for years. You might be in other relationships or have overlying crushes on others but still maintain the background crush. You know you will never date your background crush but a voice in your head will always say "maybe." Usually some connection to childhood. You can marry a guy but still be like "I wonder how Dennis is doing".
"Wow, you and Dennis are so flirty. You should totally hook up with him!" "No, no, you can't just hook up with background crush. Imagine the emotional baggage"
by Mraknowstheshit December 02, 2018
An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.
Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.
by Klanservative Christian May 30, 2018
by Bill5will7 August 14, 2018
by Black Boyfriend January 31, 2011
What a man experiences when having sex with an overly enthusiastic woman, when said woman is on top and she bounces wildly, forgetting that her weight is coming down on the guy's pelvis.
by Space guru September 07, 2017
when you “like” someone and think they’re fine/ cute but you don’t want to date them. when you like the idea of being with them but not actually with them
by guacamole36 October 30, 2018
A special kind of crush on a literary figure, which values them for their wit/cleverness and general ability to impress
by guiliaurbandictionary March 26, 2013