Urban crush

An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.

Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.

by Klanservative Christian June 11, 2018

Crush Stick

(n.) A huge blunt containing crystal meth and crack cocaine completely coated in PCP. Commonly used for groups of 10 or more.

"Yo pass me that crush stick."

or

"Jim crushed a crushstick to his face the other day, he fuckin died."

by gmac1248 April 5, 2010

cream crush

1. A spicy sex move where whip cream is used to fill the vagina before rough sexual intercourse.

Caleb: I just gave this sorority girl a cream crush!

Zack: nice man, but you better you tell her to watch out for candidiasis!

by Hambonr January 2, 2021

bandwagon crush

When you have a crush on someone just because they're Rich or famous. No actual beauty is involved in the liking of this person

"that Finn wolfhard kid is such a bandwagon crush, it pisses me off"

by John Makarov January 27, 2018

Crush-radar

A "sixth sense" that most people have that can sense if someone is crushing on another one

"Hey John, my crush-radar says you're crushing on sarah"

by TheSovietsDeepSeaAlgae May 6, 2013

freshman crush

A boy who's age falls right above the age of consent and just below the drinking age, but is desired by a woman in her mid-to-late twenties

Henry is only 18 years old, but his girlfriend Crystal is 25. She has a freshman crush on him

by JerzNJ April 11, 2013

canine crush

The affection you have for a dog that is not your own. It's no big deal if you don't have a dog of your own, but if you do, the guilt is overwhelming. canine crazy, pet parents, dog , canine, man's best friend, cheater, infidelity

I've got a canine crush on the black labrador retriever down the street. I know I should be thankful for my dalmation, Petey, but the lab is so much more friendly.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016