An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.
Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.
by Klanservative Christian June 11, 2018
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