The swiss army knife of words. Cranked can be used in any context as an emotion or state of being. Is someone too drunk? They’re cranked. Did you just get into a fender bender with the car in front of you? That’s cranked. Did you just win a radio contest for front row tickets to a concert? That’s cranked! Did you friend just trip and fall and it was hilarious? That’s so cranked
by jntao August 3, 2021
Get the Crankedmug. When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space
Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.
by Lord of Nations August 8, 2022
Get the Space crankmug. A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.
by Woodstock78 April 24, 2020
Get the mess crankmug. Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
by Theautisticwerewolve December 4, 2016
Get the Cold Crankmug. A cry-wank. The act of masterbating whilst crying, usually done as a way to cheer yourself up if you are sad
My girlfriend just broke up with me, I’m gonna go have a crank. Might slip a finger up my ass while I’m doing it aswell
by SquigglyBBC January 5, 2021
Get the Crankmug. When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her
by Papa Rylie kaldor March 2, 2022
Get the Montana crank startermug. by Pipsnob December 6, 2020
Get the Crankingmug.