Crank

A guy who cries while he watches his wife gets fucked.

Ye tom is such a crank,he can't stand up for his lady.

by Pdot December 5, 2017

Crank Dat Stank

Plugging the fart box with your Hammer of Thor while doing the Soulja Boy

Aye yo! You see Elliot in the club last night doin the Crank Dat Stank on the dance floor? Hella brown drippage everywhere

by PJ Swaggie Swag December 31, 2020

Cranked

The swiss army knife of words. Cranked can be used in any context as an emotion or state of being. Is someone too drunk? They’re cranked. Did you just get into a fender bender with the car in front of you? That’s cranked. Did you just win a radio contest for front row tickets to a concert? That’s cranked! Did you friend just trip and fall and it was hilarious? That’s so cranked

“Bro, my ex just texted me.” “Dude that’s cranked”

by jntao August 3, 2021

Crank 'n' Drank

Crank on some Code, Drink alcohol while doing it. Typically for the purpose of furthering a business.

We really need to consolidate the databases. Looking forward to Crank 'n' Drank when we have the time to do it!

by tgfoot February 22, 2015

Ultimate Crank

D1 snapper, always throwing ass, D1 facetimer

Jas and Sabs are the ultimate cranks

by miamibabi October 14, 2025

crank house

A house that nobody knows whos house it really is. Can be used for traphousing, parties, and any possible reason.

Tyrone - Yo where you going
Daquan - Im going to the crank house my nigga, Imma get fucked up.

by Gamerr94941 June 7, 2016

Space crank

When two guys self masturbate while seated in a back to back position. This practice stems from the astronaut practice of masturbating back to back to avoid being shot backwards after climax in zero-gravity space

Lieutenant McRae was hoping Commander Bolton would join him in a space crank so the two could safely jack off aboard the ISS without fear of flying backwards into the control panels.

by Lord of Nations August 8, 2022