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cowboy hat

The paper thin, white paper sheets available in most public bathrooms to place between your cheeks and and the seat. Can be easily folded and worn to look like a cowboy hat.
Matt came back from the bathroom with a new cowboy hat. Too bad the waitress at Denny's didn't let it slide.
by Kyle Barry August 24, 2006
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Rodeo Cowboy

A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.
Hey guys lets go get wasted tonight, find a group of ladies, pull of a few rodeo cowboys and make a fucking night out of it!
by phaterection December 29, 2008
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dallas cowboys

team that has a very small amount of people who cheer for them and are drug dealers who were good at football. Emmit Smith is overrated and the only "true" Cowboy fans live in the Dallas-Fort Worth area.
That guy over there is a Cowboy fan because everybody else is a Dallas Cowboys fan.
by Denver Beck May 8, 2006
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Job For A Cowboy

a decent death metal band from arizona, though hated by most death metal fans for their "pig squeals", even though the sound is just a by-product of of the lead singer's style; any lyric with an 'e' sound, such as knee, will sound like a pig squeal
dumbass: Wow, Job For A Cowboy is so gay.

Me: Why?

dumbass: cuz they use fuckin pig squeals

Me: uhhh...no, its just the lyics.....
by I Am The Truth December 2, 2007
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cowboy up

a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
by steve k... July 20, 2008
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Aluminum Cowboy Hat

1) a cowboy hat constructed from scrap metal found in a closet.
2) the symbol of an alliance, usually for nefarious purposes, between a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.
3) a screenplay that results from the collaboration of a man from Texas and another man with a large, unexplained collection of scrap metal in his closet.
"and then they ended it with a wrench fight on the space station! that was some real aluminum cowboy hat action there!"
by joeyjoejoejrshabadoo December 7, 2006
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Keyboard Cowboy

If the internet was the old west, than the Keyboard Cowboy is it's, well. . . Cowboy.

Keyboard Cowboys are the people you see bring lawlessness to the Internet, Cowboys behind their computer screen on tapping away at the Keyboards. Picking on people, submitting crazy definitions to UD. The bulk of Keyboard Cowboys are manifested in 4chan like an old smelly saloon for them to meet and discuss their antics. They are trolls, post gore, and taunt the shit out of people.

Also hackers
Pirates
And the people behind Encyclopedia Dramatica.

I support keyboard cowboys
Dave is a hacker, steals, breaks the law, and does it all of the Internet. Dave is a Keyboard Cowboy
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 15, 2010
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