Teddy Roosevelt Conversation

1. A three-person conversation in which two people are competing to eventually sleep with a third person, usually by way of a shared conversational topic in which the two competitors are trying to show that they know more than the other.

“Dude did check out the Teddy Roosevelt Conversation happening on the couch! My money is on the tall one!”

by djxo October 14, 2025

Welch conversion

Converting a person who welched on a bet, to finally paying you the bet.

Norm finally paid me the money he owed me from a bet, after I gave him a ton of shit for being a Welch. He is a Welch conversion.

by Word Whisperer January 5, 2026

Conversational Starfishing

When one person is driving the conversation and the other party only responds in small, unenthusiastic doses.

Dave: "Hey, are you going on a date with that girl you met the other day?"
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."

by Kool Kunk March 31, 2025

Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

conversation-context nicknaming

Da uproarious act of playfully referring to yer present-company individual by one or more words dat he has just said to ya in yer back-and-forth light-banter-speech, often to jokingly mean dat ya think dat da other person either is presently being silly or is silly-natured overall. For example, if ya are having "huggy-roughhousing" fun wif a pretty girl by folding her legs up, plopping her cute warm rubbery feet against yer chest, gripping her hands to both savor their warm softness and steady yerself, and then leaning forward to press her knees against her chest while smilingly saying, "Squish-ish-ish-ish-squish-squash!", said "folded-up" chick gigglingly retorts, "YOU'RE a 'squish-squash'!"

Another example of conversation-context nicknaming would be if ya eye-twinklingly warbled, "Ding-dong!" to someone inside a building after ya had passed through an electric-eye-equipped door and thus rang an electric bell on yer way in, and da person inside chuckled back, "YOU'RE a 'ding-dong'!" Or if ya and a friend were assembling/servicing something together, and ya said, "Since we'll likely be needing to frequently loosen and tighten this particular fastening, I think we might want to use a wingnut here," yer helper "jumped at da chance" to toss a playful barb yer way by responding, "YOU'RE a wingnut!"

by QuacksO April 26, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025

Average Class Groupchat Conversation

Yeah, it's pretty goofy.

Me: guys is it online or onsite tomorrow?

Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh

(average class groupchat conversation)

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024