softball coach

A discreet way to tell someone to wipe the lip crud from the corners of their mouth.

"Yo Frank... you got softball coach" OR just say "Softball Coach" while using the hand hand motion to wipe their crud off

by Nickster84 May 6, 2018

keyboard coach

A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.

Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.

James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.

Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete

by Ronsta January 30, 2021

Conan

An American late night talk show host who's face resembles some kind of rodent.

"Do you think Conan pays the audience to laugh at his jokes."
"Der!"

by olympus October 2, 2005

social coach attire

nice, sexy clothes an attractive woman who's a social coach might wear on the street

A full length black leather coat is an example of social coach attire. I would like to have an attractive woman who wears social coach attire, especially a full length black leather coat as my social coach. I would feel very motivated to work with and learn from a social coach who wears social coach attire.

by Mr. 911 December 13, 2008

Conan the Barbarian

The hero of a series of short stories, novellas and one novel by pulp fiction author Robert E. Howard (1906-1936). Conan is a wandering swordsman whose travels take him into improbable adventures with scheming wizards and lusty wenches. The stories take place on Earth, in pre-Atlantean times. These stories pretty much gave birth to the term sword and sorcery for a certain kind of fantasy tale. Learn more about Howard at rehoward.com.

"I was born in the Cimmerian hills where the people are all barbarians. I have been a mercenary soldier, a corsair, a kozak, and a hundred other things. What king has roamed the countries, fought the battles, loved the women, and won the plunder that I have?"

by Jay Young May 24, 2005

dronan on da conan

v., to make fun of a african perosn(s) usually somali, usually named abdirahman, harshly.

nj: you are stupid
abdi: darnet
nj: dronan on da conan

by kbusnoks September 24, 2006

cona

slang term for corner. where you would go to find hoes or buy drugs.

Man 1: hey! you seen my sister?

Man 2: yea... last time i saw her she was workin' da cona

by buddy369 October 23, 2007