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helmet chip

When a female give a male a blow job and and bites the tip , taking a chunk out of it causing a helmet chip
..Susan: " Hey Bob, have you ever had a helmet chip before?"
..Bob: " well no, what is a helmet chip?"
..Susan:" I'd have to demonstrate ...Follow me sir!"
..................*Susan goes down on Bob*....................
..Bob:" That is amazing!"
..Susan: " wait for it"
..Bob: " oh teeth"
......................*Susan bites the tip and takes a small chunk*...............
..Bob: "Ow!"
..Susan: "You sir now have a piece of your helmet missing, now you have a Helmet Chip!"
by chip less helmet February 10, 2014
mugGet the helmet chipmug.

Warm Chips

When eating ass and you swallow the warm booty flakes fermented in the crack of the ass.
Yo last night this girl had the best ass, but when I when I went down on her I ate some Warm Chips then left.
by Warm Halo December 6, 2016
mugGet the Warm Chipsmug.

fort chip

a great place to date/marry/have kids with any relatives and ppl would actually back you up and stand up for that💀

it’s so fucking isolated, like legit no road out unless it’s the winter road (ice road)

cops there don’t give a shit and so many pedo’s🤮

Fort Chipewyan /ˈtʃɪpəwaɪən, -pwaɪ-, ˈtʃɪpəwən/, commonly referred to as Fort Chip, is a hamlet in northern Alberta, Canada, within the Regional Municipality (RM) of Wood Buffalo.4 It is located on the western tip of Lake Athabasca, adjacent to Wood Buffalo National Park, approximately 223 kilometres (139 mi) north of Fort McMurray.
yo bro, where tf are we??

says fort chip-why-an here.

where tf is fort chipewyan?!
by TaxingWriter330 December 10, 2021
mugGet the fort chipmug.

Chips and cookies

Shoving Lays chips and cookies down someone's throat, or wanting to choke someone in a good way.
(H E L P)
DO YOU WANT THE CHIPS AND COOKIES!?!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!
by Meow nya woof~ March 8, 2021
mugGet the Chips and cookiesmug.

Covid Chips

The chips put in front of you in New York restaurants to make it look like you're eating, while you're actually drinking. They must be chips because King Cuomo said chicken wings were insufficient as food but for some reason carbs are fine.
Bartender: Hey If you're not gonna eat I gotta put these covid chips in front of you
Patron: thanks man, hopefully king cuomo won't get re-elected.
by chickentoes2 January 30, 2021
mugGet the Covid Chipsmug.

decrepit chips

when you eat stale chips from the bottom of the bag when you are hungry and that's all you have around
"any chips left in the bag"
"just the decrepit chips in the bottom!"
by Penny Flame June 28, 2008
mugGet the decrepit chipsmug.

chips & salsa

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