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DBS Check

a british term. to do a background check on a girl before you decide whether or not you want to wife it. this mainly means checking her body count, but can also mean asking of her to people who may know her and seeing who she’s been in a relationship with. but don’t worry! this can very much apply to the mandem aswell. we’re all thots in this life.
tyrell: so… you gonna get with aaliyah or what?
john: nah man. i did a dbs check on her. she’s been passed about.
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Vanity Check

The check given in 2020 to Americans during the Covid-19 pandemic.
As the infamous Donald J. Trump requested his signature on every check, though being denied by the treasury, he moaned and requested his signature to appear on the memo section of each check, an utterly pointless political move to appear as if HE is the one who had helped the American people, delaying those citizens who were in need of food and supplies by weeks or months.
PERSON#1: Dude, have you brought any food this week?
PERSON#2: No, i haven't ate for days, im still waiting for the Trumps vanity check to come.
by DeviantKiller April 21, 2020
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Silverware Check

Used amongst employees of the service (bartender, waiter, busser, etc) field. Meant to bring attention to a certain customer present at a table, booth, counter, or elsewhere within the property for a visually obvious reason without arising suspicion amongst the patrons.
Busser: Silverware check table 85.
Waiter: Holy shit, you can see her tits from here!

Busser: Silverware check the bar top, pretty sure the female at the end isn't old enough to order juice, let alone a drink.
by NiggaHatingDolphin August 12, 2011
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vanity check

Looking up one's own name in a search engine to see what others are saying about your or what others can find out about you. See also: Ego test
From here: "I did a vanity check on Google last night. Just out of curiosity, I wondered whether I was showing up in searches for my own name yet."

From here:
http://www.seopscentre.com/seo/number-1-in-google/
by JohnPatrick August 24, 2008
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Queen check

When you scroll through every radio station to find a song by the band Queen
Bro, Bohemian Rhapsody came on. It was successful Queen check!
by PGrimse December 31, 2015
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Scoliosis Check

Another southern street word for “ blowjob”. The phrase is usually meant to indicate keeping the woman’s spine in a straight line because your dick is long and is going to go down her throat and down her spine.
“ I could use some scoliosis check soon”.
by NDemGuts February 23, 2021
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Net Check

Calling out someone who has such a bad internet connection that their ISP must be Cox Communications
Him: "Bro I'm lagging"
Me: "Net Check"
by torepoon January 1, 2021
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