carl porkins

An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.

"That guitar player sure is a real Carl Porkins"

by Carl Porkins June 24, 2016

old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way

Shut the fuck up old man Carl

by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022

Carl

A person who huffs butane before oil wrestling his cousin

Did you hear Anthony went to the hospital for huffing butane? Hes acting like a real carl

by ArYNnni8814 June 13, 2018

Hot Carling

Anal sex with an uncircumcised man who does not wash his dick. Very common in the United Kingdom, often recited as the reason British people have such horrible teeth. The term was popularized by the band Deftones in 2006

“Goddamnit, I gave a blowjob to a guy last night and it’s obvious he’s a hot carler, I’ve been puking since last night”

“That dude’s so filthy, the only sex move he performs right is hot carling.”

by Bambianca June 10, 2024

Carl-Elie

Carl-Elie is te best basketball player of all time .
Future All of famer , MVP , final MVP ...

Carl-Elie is the GOAT

by thelilcactus667 November 23, 2021

Carl Durler

An angry douche that think's everything is fucking shit

Stop being a Carl Durler you freekin bell end.

by Ed_Ninja December 29, 2019

Carl Jayson

A person who you can describe as shy & very quiet. Those two words are the common words used to describe him. Although his real personality is completely the opposite. Once you get to know him, a sweet, romantic, gentleman is hiding behind his mysterious eyes. He may not be the boy-next-door type but he's got the attraction by words. He's not great at letting out his feelings but only a special someone can bring out the best in him. He is great and someone a girl would want to have.

"Who's that boy she's dating?"
"That's Carl Jayson, his eyes are hot af!"

by Pseudonym0912 June 8, 2021