Captain Custard

A Captain Custard is a term that can be used in any team sport, but was first used in Sunday league football. It is used to describe a player who constantly refuses to bring other team mates into the game by passing them the ball, for them to only go on and lose possession themselves. Also know as a Ball Hog.

Manager (tezza): I don't wana see any Fuckin' Captain Custards today lads, ok?? (Looks at teams Captain Custard) or else Kinch Monsters going to come within 10 yards of ya, an next thing ya know you're in a hospital bed. Good luck lads, oh, and try not to get beat 9-0 again.

by JR!5 July 3, 2014

Captain phillips Bj

When she's about to give you head but tells you "I am the captain Now" and proceeds to bite your dick and collect all hear belongings and leaves

I taught him a lesson after I captain Phillips BJ him.

by Americandude9999 December 2, 2016

Captain Picard

Another way to describe a womans genital area that has been shaved

"So you finally got a piece of Ashley, huh? She take care of things down there or what?"

"Yeah she does...100% Captain Picard"

by Cgjawz June 17, 2021

captain planet

Earth,fire,wind,water,heart,Go Planet...
This environmentalist cartoon from the 90's that included 5 memebers from all continents.
Fire=black one. Fire=The white American
Wind=Some european girl with accent
Water=Asian girl
Heart=Some latino boy with a monkey.
and of course captain planet= red and white outfit with a planet logo blueish hair and greenish skin.They flew places with a solar powered airplaned.

I used to watch that, althogh never learned a lesson.

by outlast October 18, 2003

Captain goes down with the ship

Similar to Jump on the Grenade. An instruction to someone that they have to score with the ugly girl (the ship, especially a fat, ship sized minger), so that there friends can pull the hot ones.
From the naval tradition that a captain should not flee a sinking ship but shoud instead stay and drown.

Captain Goes down with the ship Sam. come on youll enjoy it as much as Helga will.

by Cillie October 29, 2005

captain and coke

An alcoholic fizzy drank

Damn dude.... I'm trashed of this captain and coke.

by Topevol October 8, 2013

captain crunch

a hero and inspiration to us all. a character commonly seen during acid trips.

captain crunch tried to kill me which is strange cause hes such a kick ass mother

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004