crusty

One who resides in the state of Pennsylvania and smokes a lot of marijuana.

it can also be used as a verb "getting crusty"

Hey man, wanna get crusty today?

Hell yeah, you got your bong?

by i bet youre a whore January 29, 2009

Crusty Cunt

A cunt that is crusty, has mold or mildue on it.

OMFG, She has a crusty cunt!

by Aaron Joeseph June 11, 2003

crusty cody

when a guy gizzes on another person then leaves it there to dry then licks it off

That guy just gave him a crusty cody.

by your mom May 22, 2003

Crusty Pucker

1. noun: rectum
2. noun (pejorative): dink
3. adjective: of little merit

1. Me gotz crusty pucker itch cuz no wipey good
2. yo crusty pucker hush up we tryin' to watch da paporno movie!
3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

crusty gash

discusting unwashed vagina.

but mainly: a fit girl in year 11 called christie.

"oi crusty gash, come suck my bell"

"oh, so you really are called that for a reason christie"

by crabman May 28, 2008

Crusty Chode

The scab that forms after your dick has been cut off at the base.

"I cut off my dick because my bitch wanted a crusty chode!"

by wafflepjs March 2, 2010

Crafty

Can't Remember a Fucking thing Yesterday

When u get so wasted that the next day u can't remember anything, the next day u are crafty

by DuncanC January 8, 2011