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Jonas Brothers

The trio of brothers, who made their success by being overly queer which appealed to all of the young girls who love Hanah Montana, the Jonas Brothers should be shot or kicked in the teeth repeatedly until they can actually sing.
Jessica: The Jonas brothers were awesome at their concert last night!

Timmy: What the fuck? Bitch go get your ears checked before I kick the shit out of you!
by John Hancockk October 20, 2008
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jonas brothers

some bubble gum pop band that came from my hometown of wyckoff new jersey. their main fan base consists of girls between ages 9 - 19. nick is the only one that has any talent. even though they are considered by many (and by many i mean teenage girls) the best thing since sliced bread, they are not even that good. metallica is way better.
group of girls: omg the jonas brothers are so hot. they are all so sensitive and not afraid to show their emotions.
weird guy: omg i know
group of guys: gay
by tij April 6, 2008
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brother george

person : Brudda fukin george its cold!

Person (after spilling 2 litres of baked beans): Cor Bruvva george!!!!!
by CG October 28, 2003
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Burrito brothers

When a girl is giving you and a friend a hand job and she presses your dicks together to form what looks like a nice, long burrito.
Man, I got reefed by those burrito brothers last night.
by Lithiumion03 October 30, 2016
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Brother Adams

The act of having sex with a condom and later removing it when you're finishing the job. Generally results in having to "pull out".
I pulled a Brother Adams a couple months ago and now I'm going to be a father.
by Madison Superior Bear October 18, 2008
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the jonas brothers

the most brainwashing, horrible, band ever.

a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.

mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.

Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.
Girl1: im lyke going 2 the jonas brothers showw 2nitee!!!!!11111

Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11
by hfdskt5798347 July 8, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

A rather slimey waste that happens when you get addicted or like stupid things such as Hannah Montana, Disney Channel and High School Musical 2.
It makes a "ploosh" noise while coming out of your backside.
"EEW! There where Jonas Brothers in the toilet!! Who didn't flush?"
by Linabby October 6, 2008
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