Jewmes Bond

The jewish version of James Bond.

Benjamin: "Who's that classy guy who's cleaning up at poker?"
Isaac: "That's Jewmes Bond. He's the most kosher of all of the secret agents!"
Benjamin: "Wow, I wouldn't want to get in his way!"

Jewmes Bond by Mr Cnowledge October 16, 2011

reverse bondage

When the male/female in the bondage breaks free and proceeds to rape the initial rapist/bondager.

Norman "oh baby, prepare your anus."
Random niner (breaks free) "This is for all those years of imprisonment"
(Norman get's a hard raping)

Thus concluded the reverse bondage scene

reverse bondage by Schivonie Consaltint September 18, 2013

Frisky Benedict 

The act of cracking an egg over your gonads, and then dipping them into another's open mouth. The most enticing of all acts of seduction.

Tonight was fun. Could I interest you in a Frisky Benedict?

Frisky Benedict by RumplePhorskyn November 24, 2013

james bond

When a film series changes the actor who portrays the protagonist in a movie sequel it does a 'James Bond'.

"When Robert Downy Jr decides to stop playing Iron Man in the Marvel Cinematic universe, they may decide to 'James Bond' the character by replacing the actor"

james bond by Twilightvomit September 19, 2015

sex bond

Not breaking up with someone just because of good sex.

How are they not breaking up! They fight all the time!
It's because of the sex bond. That is the only thing keeping them in a relationship.

sex bond by KayKay48 May 28, 2016

James Bond

Questionably dull and/or unmotivated person - ZERO effort, ZERO talent, and takes SEVEN poops a day.

Brad: Where's Tony? He was supposed to mix this concrete.
Jay: He went to get the water and I think he stopped to take a shit.
Brad: That was two hours ago.
Jay: He came back but forgot the hook-up so he had to go back.
Brad: So where is he now.
Jay: Pretty sure he's taking another shit.
Brad: Fucking hell.
Tony (walks up): Hey fellas.
Brad: Well if it isn't Fucking James Bond himself? Are yer legs still asleep from all that sittin' and shittin'?

Tony: No I've been awake since 10
Brad: Awake since 10. No shit. Can you please mix this concrete now?

Tony: Sure thing I just gotta go get a pair of gloves and maybe take a piss (walks away).
Brad: Fucking hell.

James Bond by rswamy February 8, 2022

pulling a bonder

When guys are completely confident on Windows Live Messenger, but in real life they're completely shy.

Rory: oh and you look nice in that picture :)
Amy: look at you, you're pulling a bonder!

pulling a bonder by Dreamono August 21, 2009