boat cat

a fat fuzzy colored cat that looks like an exotic boat when its arms, tail and legs are under its body

Man look at that boat cat in the pet store!!!

by ahhhhh789 June 20, 2010

row boat

A position in threesomes when a woman is lying on her back and each man uses one of the availble orifaces. Each man then has to move in unison as if they were in a row boat

I was very frustrated by the view when I got stuck in the back end of the row boat posution.

by Fhatman May 13, 2014

gravy in the boat

a different spin on the term "all good". Everything is peachy, and fine.

Hey, you totally pulled a Weatherington but it's all gravy in the boat.

by tdubs35 May 6, 2011

Purple Boating

When a man/female moterboats a woman so hard that her nipples turn purple, and they then have a liability to falling off, or produce curdled milk when lactating.

Dude i was purple boating a girl so hard her baby can only get sour milk outta those purple tits!

by Fricken Awesome Dude December 13, 2010

booty boating

Motor Boating someones butt.

Jack comes up behind Sarah booty boating her bum.

by Sarah Jaidov November 17, 2013

boat pig

A term used to describe police officers (excludes the Coast Guard) who patrol the waters.

The boat pig's caught us for dumping beer cans in Lake Erie.

by Katy159 March 14, 2007

Crust boat

A makeshift raft consisting of equal parts bread crust, twig and leaf (crust = hull, twig = mast and leaf = sail).

Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.

Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.

Dude, want to go feed some ducks?

Hell's yeah son, I'm gonna break out a crust boat.

by the limey December 24, 2008