Bleachmaxx

To chug a bottle of bleach and end your shitty chud life like you deserve

"I told him to go Bleachmaxx because he wouldn't stop posting pony shit on /B/"

by Ubermensch44 September 13, 2025

bleach

Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.

bleach

by Skylergg14 October 9, 2025

Bleachskin

A derogatory term for white people that suggests their pale skin has been bleached and is now devoid of all color.

White guy: “Go back to Mexico, you beaner!”
Brown guy: “I’m Native American you stupid fucking bleachskin!”

by thalassophobic November 30, 2025

South Bleach

The tacky yellowish-green hair color that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.

Honey, you need to go to the salon because you are starting to get that gangrene South Bleach look going on.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

the bleecher creatures

somebody from crest wood high school who went to the 1983-1984 tiger statuim and saw the tigers win the world series from the bleechers that year

poeple how skip school to go to th baseball game every day
so in a sence the bleecher creatures

by harley01 August 1, 2009

booty belch

Booty-(n) and Belch-(v): booty belch - is another way of saying that an individual has farted and/or passed gas.

This occurs when the anus produces a sound that would normally be associated when an individual releases gas orally and/or belches, but it is produced by the anus.

When the sound came tearing from her behind rather than her mouth i couldn't make sense of it. Then I realized it was a phenomenon known as a booty belch!

by firebeam11 October 5, 2010

Toxic bellch

Slang for fast food restaraunt taco bell.

"Damn, Bro I'm super baked and starvin, man."

Bro- "Well, piss on it-lets hit toxic bellch!"

by FUCTFETUS November 10, 2011