Baja blasted

When u throw a Baja blast from Taco Bell at some idiot and it explodes and gets all over them

lmao get Baja blasted u fat fuck

by Buiks March 31, 2021

ego blasting

Convincing someone to do something via preemptively saying you will best them. Thus making there ego make them do it to beat you.

"Yo, you dont even have to play I know I'd already beat you in for honor."

"Bro, i would beat you idk what you mean, but I'm not gonna let you keep ego blasting me into doing it, goodnight."

by COOLKIDXD118 November 20, 2018

Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021

choad blast

An idiot, douche bag or other tool-like person.

That guy is such a choad blast.

by Cpt.Jam January 2, 2014

blasted to the moon

The state of being cross-faded: really high and drunk at the same time. So drunk and high that you were set on a lunar trajectory...

Yo! How dem beers treatin your stoned ass?

I've been blasted to the moon, man...!

by D.J. Cotton Baugh December 27, 2010

Roll and Blast

When your girl wants to go to sleep and she is facing the other direction so you roll that bitch over and finger blast her

I pulled the old roll and blast last night

by Bigblastbang1738 October 13, 2015

Toon Blasting

While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.

Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.

by Cheesepacker69 February 11, 2020