DNA Blasted

When you ejaculate so strong that is like old faithful is made from jizz.

Things were getting crazy in the bedroom. She was sucking me off so good, I DNA Blasted all over her tits.

by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019

Bottle Blast

A sexual act preformed by a group of men preferably 6 to 9 in a gas station bathroom.
This act is used to release hormones and a population right into a bottle. The steps for performance follow as,
Buy a 2 liter of anything. Drink, or empty the bottle and dispose of lid. Go into the bathroom inside the gas station. All men then stand in a circle and jerk until orgasmic levels are reached. All semen must enter bottle directly. No sticking your tip in, (that's some pussy shit.) Next, find the oldest person in the gas station and force them into the bathroom. Next remove their clothes, and bend them over. While the old person (male or female) is bent over, stick the bottle in their ass. For the last step, all men kick bottle once while it is in their ass. To finish, remove bottle, and make the elder finish the bottle... through their mouth. It might bring them back memories of their childhood.

Yo guys, lets go bottle blast that fine elder within that gas station!

by bigbottledman January 21, 2022

Cream Blast

To cream into a dudes ass and have them fart it out onto your chest.

Mr Selani got dick fucked in the ass and Cream blasted it onto gridsons chest

by GoGoDaddy69 July 22, 2017

chest blasting

A vigorous pectoral workout performed by one or more brohemians.

- "Feel like a morning chest blasting, bro?"
- "Yolo."

- "I totally blasted my chest this morning."
- "Me too, brah!"
*High Five*

by PuddingSan September 18, 2013

Bro-Blast

A Bro-Blast is where one loves their bro so much that they give them a massive hug from behind, to exert their masculinity and thrust their bro love into their buddies unsuspecting backside.

I love Kyle bro, earlier, dude Bro-Blasted me so hard i swear i couldnt walk for an hour or two. Guy is one chill bro.

by Helpmethisisnotajokeiambeinghe August 30, 2021

Car Blasting

When someone opens all the windows of a car, blasts loud music (usually rap or heavy metal), and slowly drives around the neighborhood. It is usually very entertaining.

Tim loves Car Blasting. The reactions from that Soccer Mom are hilarious!

by Onliner August 31, 2016

Dingleberry blast

dingleberry blast was created in mid September, 2022. It was originally made from a bunch of different drinks being poured together. Currently the dingleberry blast co. Has made a variety of flavors such as
- original flavor
- princess flavor
- Smurf flavor
- mickel flavor (limited edition)
And even are working on more.
Upcoming flavors will be..
- grandma flavor
- seagull flavor
- piss flavor
- mother’s milk flavor
- holiday flavors (only around for the specific holiday)
Etc.

Ronnie mcnutt: oh goodie! The new flavor of dingleberry blast is coming out tomorrow!!
Walter w.: Zow! I can’t wait to taste the freshness of that sweet sweet blast!!!

by Mia mole November 21, 2022