Mossy blanket

When you masturbate and cum in your happy trail

Mossy blanket

by Bean juice August 12, 2017

suck your blanket

Performing the act of oral sex on a female.

"I will suck your blanket all night"

by Scaubs September 18, 2019

Blanket

A word to describe someone who is a 100% top and can't bottom under any circumstance, they must be in control in the bedroom at all times.

"Jesus dude, your girlfriend is such a blanket. I'm honestly concerned for your dick."

by SolarFluxation August 13, 2020

Blanket face

Ones soft face with peach fuzz

Dads usually have blanket face

by Mliv June 10, 2020

turtleneck blanket

When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!

Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?

Noah: No, man what happened?

Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

Noah: Radical.

by Space Jesus July 19, 2016

blanket addiction

Girl who wants to do a three ways with a couple under the blankets.

That little whore is tagged in my aunt and uncle. She’s got a blanket addiction.

by Achad February 19, 2024

Blanket hickey

The lines one gets from laying on a low thread-count blanket for too long. Can also be found upon waking up. Often sighted on the legs, arms, or chest.

After our picnic, we lay on the blanket for hours. Upon getting up, we were both covered in blanket hickeys.

by Ophelia Buns April 22, 2011