girlfriends bff

That cunt that is always telling your girlfriend you are a no good mother fucker and that she can do so much better than you

My girlfriends BFF just took my girlfriend to the bar and she left me for a lawyer

by Iron head July 7, 2017

Girlfriend

A best friend you can be VERY gay with.

My girlfriend Isabella is making me gayer every single day.

by jenelleybean February 1, 2018

Girlfriend Paradox

1. When you're theoretically capable of having a girlfriend, but somehow you'll never get one

2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.

1. John: Dude, everyone keeps saying that I'm the kind of guy who can easily get a girlfriend, but for some reason no girl wants to talk to me.

Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.

2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp November 16, 2019

girlfriend fever

Girlfriend fever is when u haven’t seen your girlfriend in a long time

I have girlfriend fever,, I miss my baby

by Datgoat January 1, 2020

Girlfriend guy

A guy usually named Nathan who spends his Monday nights with his girlfriend instead of the boys

Kerst-Where’s Nathan for Monday shotguns?
Moe-no idea, ohhh wait he’s with his new girlfriend
Friend 3- oh he’s a girlfriend guy now

by Sweet4469 February 24, 2020

Brofriend

You're only a bro, not a boyfriend

only homies

Hey brofriend!

Dude, chill, you're my brofriend

by anonymousgrape October 15, 2020

Girlfriend

Something that everyone wants, but few get.

I will never get a Girlfriend, because I'm a nerd and no one likes that! ):

by big _brain_me January 25, 2022