Individual who, when baking cookies or brownies, refuses to allow you to lick the batter at any time in the process.
by Catboy and the Universe December 20, 2009
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If a woman is quickly searching for batteries with you in the store..."Why do you need batteries?"
"Because I need some that's why!!!!"
She's probably on a batter hunt. Get out of her way.
If a woman is quickly searching for batteries with you in the store..."Why do you need batteries?"
"Because I need some that's why!!!!"
She's probably on a batter hunt. Get out of her way.
"I had to go on a fucking battery hunt for 20 minutes last night before I finally stole my roommate's remote."
"I hate it when my dad asks me why I need batteries while I'm on the battery hunt. NONE OF DAMN YOUR BUSINESS DAD!"
"What do you need D batteries for? I never buy those"
"I know neither do I but I need them for my vibrator. I'm tired of battery hunting and I haven't filed my nails lately."
"I hate it when my dad asks me why I need batteries while I'm on the battery hunt. NONE OF DAMN YOUR BUSINESS DAD!"
"What do you need D batteries for? I never buy those"
"I know neither do I but I need them for my vibrator. I'm tired of battery hunting and I haven't filed my nails lately."
by cupcakesheri February 4, 2010
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Phrase describing people who have temporarily turned to the dark side, like werewolves, vampires or Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde.
Occurs when a group of people drink anything with BACARDI in it.
Symptoms include thrill-seeking, risk-taking and being creatures of the night.
Often used as an excuse for people to do the daring things they always wanted, but never felt they should.
Occurs when a group of people drink anything with BACARDI in it.
Symptoms include thrill-seeking, risk-taking and being creatures of the night.
Often used as an excuse for people to do the daring things they always wanted, but never felt they should.
Let me get this straight. You flew to Las Vegas, won £100,000 in a celebrity poker game, met Peter Crouch, got invited to his wedding, got with one of the groomsmen, and then two of the bridesmaids, and only now you're ringing to tell me you might be late for work?
What can I say? Bitten by the bat.
What can I say? Bitten by the bat.
by The Bat7 July 4, 2011
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One hand fiddling with a woman's bits whilst the other pleasuring a man thus causing a positive/negative effect.
One hand fiddling with a woman's bits whilst the other pleasuring a man thus causing a positive/negative effect.
My friends asked me to go skiing this weekend I had to refuse as Mr & Mrs Pilchard were coming over for a battery session.
by *****ALP***** March 9, 2018
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"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"
"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"
"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"
by Erikk "Gee-willikers" MacKenzie August 6, 2006
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Get the brownie batter mug.A cute ship name of two soulmates with names that start with A. They are a lovely couple and they will be together forever and ever. Everyone thinks they are adorable and the most perfect couple!
Ashlyn: hey aiden, everyone loves how we are dating. just like how i love you 😘
Aiden: yes babe i know and i love you too cutie!😍 AA batteries for life!
Aiden: yes babe i know and i love you too cutie!😍 AA batteries for life!
by lovebugforlife14 March 2, 2021
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