A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.
Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.
by Bunsdads June 05, 2019
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We gotta go bald

A line of dialogue mostly used by barbers when they mess up in the process of giving someone a fresh cut when this happens they say "we gotta go bald" which means that they will have to shave the persons hair and turn them into Aang from Avatar.
by rose_strange October 12, 2021
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slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!
by okayokaylala June 13, 2023
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Bald Pussy

A sweet, tasty, beautiful art of perfection for presenting a perfect ready to eat pussy.
Kisding my quivering, wet girlfriends' Bald Pussy makes me cum like a river.
by Emmawatsonspussy August 02, 2024
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bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.
Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)
by dragoJim February 13, 2018
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Bald god

God of Bald, usually wears a black suit and goes under the name of Wilson Fisk. Capable of unexplainable power.
by naicha December 23, 2020
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Bald Stanley

Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer
Bald Stanley hides his baldness with a crap wig
by VeryBigMuscleMan October 07, 2021
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