Bald

What happens when you become an author/writer

Jake:Bro i'm never going to become an author!

James:Dude why not?

Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!

James: Oh

by mynameisjeff12344 September 10, 2019

Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

bald fox

A hot chick with a bald pussy

Did u see that bald fox she is fine

by Bald fox October 17, 2017

Bald

Someone who had to sacrifice their hair for “reasons”

I wish I was bald

by Sammymmm1 December 18, 2021

Bald

Someone with no hair.

The Word Bald was reinvented by Streamer Asmongold, because his Hair is regrowing in reverse.
Bald means in German "Soon", maybe Asmonblading soon

in the gif ull see his warface

Dude 1: Hey what up with your hair?
Dude 2: Im Asmongbalding
Barber: Yeah, his hair goes in reverse
Dude 1: Aslong u dont Asmonmald

by Zyxon1 October 20, 2020

Bald Hillary

Bald Hillary is a Clementine and is very funny she’s very very bald and she’s looks like a potato

Nanana bald Hillary

by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020

Nico the Bald Dog

A really tiny dog who is losing his hair, he has a lot of anger about it. Never pet a nico when he is sleeping

“Wow nico the bald dog is the worst , even Mr Nubs is better and he barely has a tail”

by wowowowdefinitions May 5, 2022