Twice Baked Doritos

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos

"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"

by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee July 12, 2016

Ginger Baker

The drummer for the 60's rock band Cream. He is concidered to be one of the greatest drummers who ever lived.

Ginger Baker is a simply incredible drummer!

by John Underwood May 20, 2005

julien baker

Julien Baker is a gay poet, singer/songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, from Memphis. She is known for make people sob and feel completely empty with her songs.

Person 1: Have you listen"Hurt Less" by Julien Baker?

Person 2: Yes! I never cried harder

by coliflor January 23, 2022

the cake been baked

Whats done is done and cannot be taken back now.

The deal is done, and the cake been baked. Fuck em, we ball.

by bigredd850 October 30, 2013

charlie baker

Calling your friend the alter ego "Charlie Baker" is man code for calling him a cock block. (thus the initials C.B.) It is to be used when one man is with a girl and his buddy begins to cock block him. If he doesn't want to straight up say his friend is being a cock block right in front of the target he will call him Charlie Baker.

"Hey man what are you guys doing tonight? Can I get in the car?"

"C'mon Charlie Baker! Someone else will give you a ride."

by Evan Jay June 28, 2008

bakery

When an individual is so thicc, their ass is pristine. Bakery refers to ass being called cake.

Person 1: Did you see his ass? It's huge
Person 2: Yeah brochacho, that mans is a bakery with all that cake.

by asslover7 March 2, 2020