Automagic

A technology that works but is too complicated to explain or understand

When you click on the send b utton your email goes to the recipient. It's automagic

by Dan December 19, 2003

Automolested

When the driver behind you is so impatient or running so fast they pull / or run so close to your rear bumper In an attempt to move you out of the way.

I was automolested by an asshole in a black suv this morning on the interstate.

I was automolested on the interstate this morning. The person came up so fast and rode my ass so much I thought I was going to get creamed.

by The Biggie Smalls March 26, 2011

Autotron

The human state when repeated exposure or experience of a specific task or job reduces you to a robot.

Dude, you didn't even smile when you took that guys order. You're becoming an autotron. Take a day off.

by mattybophatty August 1, 2011

automatic car wash

A sexual act where the receiver lies back as a female partner rubs her breasts over the receiver's body, similar in action to the brushes of an automatic car wash as they move over and around a car.

After I got my girl's bra off, she gave me an automatic car wash. It was hawt.

by Quintus Horatius March 2, 2012

Autocorrekt

The process of typing something on a smartphone or tablet with autocorrect in which autocorrect proceeds to change some of the words into something that may even sound wrong.

**Txting**
Me: omg the cock in this bottle is so tight
Other Person: ._. What????
Me: CORK** fuck I got autocorrekt

by СукаБлять November 13, 2015

autoincorrect

The actual definition of autocorrect ...because it is very rarely correct.

Teen Daughter: "Hey dad, can I come over & do something with you tonight?"
Father: "Sure,what do you have in mind?"
Teen Daughter: "I was thinking of going down & sucking out your balls."
Father: "WHAT THE HELL??!!"
Teen Daughter: "OMG!! Wait! Dad no!! Damned autoincorrect !!!! I meant, going down & checking out the mall"

by JenBurger July 10, 2016

Autojake

Using over-exaggerative messages to display laughter / emotion

*tells joke*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
or
Loooooool
or
Lmaooooooo

"That guy is such an autojake"

by TheMorgaaan August 15, 2016