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austin schaefer

A small hairless child who looks normal by day. But when night comes around austin schaefer strips down to nothing but undwrwear and crawls out of his window. He scurries around in the night looking for open windows and unlocked doors. Once he finds an enterance into your home he dashes through the shaddows looking for his pray. After he finds you he scratches at your walls. Until you wake. He then eats you limb by limb until your nothing but a head. No one suspects him. No one knows of his secret. Except for you who is reading this. No one has ever caught him, no one has lived to tell his tale. And if you see him you wont live to speak of it. How do i know of this story??? Well i AM austin schaefer. I now have your ip adress. I am now tracking your computer. I will soon find your address and you shall be my next target. Good luck.

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OH MY HOD DID YOU HEAR AUSTIN SCHAEFER LAST NIGHT?!?! He was in my house!!
by Wiwbabycunny July 28, 2014
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docking austin

this act is performed while docking. one man lies on his back while the other straddles him, faces reverse cowgirl and touches penis's. upon ejaculation the top man shits on the others chest.
we were docking and it was going great....untill he gave me a docking austin
by asscannon February 21, 2011
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austin dillon

The driver of the number 3 car in the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series.
Austin Dillon won the Coke 600 a few days ago.
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The Austin Horton

The Coon Killing Pussy Destroyer. If you ever step up to the Austin Horton he will Thunder Clunk your pink sock into your eardrum so every time you fart you will remember Austin Horton
by Austin Horton December 19, 2016
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Austin Mondile

A boy who has a small dick
“He’s a total Austin Mondile.”
I can’t believe you let him put his Austin Mondile in your mouth!”
by Austin Mondile January 9, 2019
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austin young

A smart ass with a big dick and very smart
by Leather dnjs. Shsjs February 18, 2018
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austin moore

a gay boi who likes anime but denies it
Person1: oh my god frank youŕe such an austin moore
by swoleboi November 8, 2018
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