as mad as a cut snake 

It means insane. Because when a snake gets chopped in two it goes crazy (don't try at home)

He was as mad as a cut snake.

as mad as a cut snake by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016

smooth as a gravy sandwich 

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

smooth as a gravy sandwich by The illustrious moustache May 7, 2018

As Hopkins once said 

To say something truly inspirational and intellectual as to be compared to the works of famed English poet Gerard Manley Hopkins

Guy: Hey man, how's study going?
Friend: Well sir, procrastination is the generational way of life, as hopkins once said.
Guy: You are a truly wise man.
Friend: Thanks

As Hopkins once said by SPOOF101 December 30, 2020

As YUo CaN sEe

Something rich snobs say

rich snob:As YUo CaN sEe ur mom gae
Some dude:go away UrbDick

As YUo CaN sEe by Pedophilosadist February 9, 2021

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife 

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.

The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife by Ao10110 September 27, 2021

as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag 

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

As you can see 

Monkweh's favourite word to summon sacrificial lamb, when you use it random guy will shout "Suck your mom!"

Monkweh: "As you can see my wife is fighting with this Godzilla"
Wife: "Suck your mom!"

As you can see by Boringquarantine September 8, 2022