"The Ting" is a person who is legally not able to get disrespected or receive any sort of violation according to their own rules.
Ex:
Person 1: Oh look, that person has disproportionately short legs!
Person 2: Don't disrespect The Ting
Person 1: Oh look, that person has disproportionately short legs!
Person 2: Don't disrespect The Ting
by Mr.Edwards April 14, 2021

Also commonly referred to as a baddie; This type of gal is both wild and quirky and knows when dawg szn is happening!
by A$@&2 January 19, 2021

by ThayneMo November 26, 2007

by walkinglick September 23, 2019

Young teenage females , from either London or far out in the United Kingdom who use the app “Yubo”. There sole reason is casual sex, and to express there insecurity and boredom through toxic discussions. They are most likely insecure and have a body count more than 3.
by realniggadefinitions365 February 21, 2021

A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.
Actual Facebook conversation.
Lives in Detroit, Michigan
Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.
Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off
Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me
Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!
Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!
Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry
Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.
Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"
Lives in Detroit, Michigan
Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.
Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off
Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me
Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!
Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!
Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry
Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.
Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"
by ass tings May 19, 2023

A person that is quite self centered and has awesome hair (Do not touch). Can get violent if provoked.
by caedenlikeaboss November 2, 2016
