After 7:30

If it’s after 7:30 and you go out with a friend, girl sit in the car go out to eat it’s a must you get a act of the unusual

Let’s link up at After 7:30
Me: 7:30? Please don’t look good
When she’s looking good and you have to bag even if she’s the homie

by Poppydixk August 01, 2020

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Morning After Shot

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.

I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.

by captainstagneti December 29, 2010

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After Holiday Panic

It’s like you don’t want there next year to come or if you celebrate Christmas you think of everything you want the day after

I’ve been experiencing some after holiday panic recently

by Bundle Bundle December 30, 2019

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Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.

Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after

by Karen7397 October 08, 2022

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mourning after

Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.

To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!

by QuacksO December 30, 2020

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