A reclusive member of the primate family which resides in air ducts. Can occasionally be heard making large crashing sounds which are often explained away by upper management as the turning on and off of vague air-flow systems.
by Apes Rule October 23, 2008
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"It" most commonly refers to the environment, or humanity, but could be other things as well.
"It" most commonly refers to the environment, or humanity, but could be other things as well.
Guy 1: "The envrionment is being degraded at an unparalled rate, we're literally destroying ourselves... but, it'll probably turn out OK. If we fail, the planet will likely heal itself in our abscence."
Guy 2: "Man, he's such an apocaloptimist."
Guy 2: "Man, he's such an apocaloptimist."
by oblivion3 November 11, 2012
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Your amazing, and you want to socialize but only if you are close with them or they are comfortable around you and understandable with the same humour. Your probably half mature and half childy.
by Levi Ackerman Junior High November 30, 2020
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by WartimeFirefighter June 27, 2010
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Stop trying to make this specific day about ‘r_pe r_pe r_pe’
Even if it is for r_pe victims, the name should be called "National R_pe Awareness Day" instead of just "National R_pe Day"
Stop trying to turn an innocent day into entire drama. It’s just April the 24th, a day where you can be yourself, and lovd yourself.
Stop trying to make this specific day about ‘r_pe r_pe r_pe’
Even if it is for r_pe victims, the name should be called "National R_pe Awareness Day" instead of just "National R_pe Day"
Stop trying to turn an innocent day into entire drama. It’s just April the 24th, a day where you can be yourself, and lovd yourself.
Guy 1: YAY ITS 24TH APRIL, TIME TO GO R_PE SOMEBODY!
Guy 2: tf is wrong with you man, you are so fucked up and i hope you fucking burn in hell.
Guy 2: tf is wrong with you man, you are so fucked up and i hope you fucking burn in hell.
by jayquan. April 23, 2021
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The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.
The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.
by bladedguitar66 September 1, 2009
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