Rod Land

A 1990 arcade game. Also known as Yousei Monogatari Rod Land, or Rod Land: A Fairytale.

The story follows Tam and Rit as they try and rescue their mother who's been taken away to a tower filled with (cute) monsters.

Average Joe: "boy, I haven't been this bored in ages!"

Average Joe's friend: "why don't you go run through rod land then?"

Average Joe: "people still play that??"

by Aufhebenicus December 13, 2017

Rod

A sexy cute guy who loves wearing big & black pants. Usually very smart, confident, passionate, open-minded and considerate. Rod lovers girls and everything about girls. AWESOME IN BED! He makes you cum so hard over and over with his nice dick and magical fingers. You will be extremely satisfied and exhausted when you finish with him.

Rod is a hot porn start; successful business man; professional engineer; GREAT DADDY.

"He took me to Heaven last night :P"
"Omg that's a real Rod!"

by KLAUSPIG November 23, 2021

rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

Tide Rod

The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.

Dave's wife had been complaining about his genital hygiene so he gave her the Tide Rod.

by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025

Gizz Rod

A term given to someone who can successfully be a woman repellent unintentionally

Luis went on a party earlier, everyone called him a Gizz Rod

by LePost James November 3, 2022

Hot Rod

Sticking a rod in the fire then plunging it feeling her vagina and let her pussy juice Cool it down

I can't wait to hot rod Julia and her roast beef vag

by Hotrodatron April 24, 2017

Hand Butt Hot Rod

After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.

Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.

by swtbbybuttcheeks February 3, 2020