dolphin

1- A cunt who gets on the nerves of a sexy ass bitch

2- A fish who's dick got missplaced onto its face, therefore the correct name for this animal is a dickhead

"omg my god you are such a fucking dolphin!" "dude why are you such a dolphin?"

by wonderfins February 22, 2019

riding dolphins

Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.

Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?

by caribou101 October 15, 2020

Chocolate dolphins

An inside joke made by some strange gifted kids that you will never know the answer of

He he chocolate dolphins

by I don't anything I just gave u April 10, 2019

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

dolphins

cute,right?
yeah you didn’t expect they were rapists

wtf dolphins

by noplsbruh November 2, 2023

Dolphin

A sea mammal resembling that of a fish, they are also extremely intelligent and with proper training, can even do cool things.

in short: funny mammal fish thing

Guy 1: Hey, how’s the show?
Guy 2: It’s wonderful! Especially the part where the dolphin does a backflip!

by pentatonic July 20, 2023

Dolphin

An open-source Gamecube and Wii emulator.

Dolphin is the only option for Wii emulation.

by YusufT19 December 28, 2018