Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.

Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...

by Marty McGonagle June 13, 2016

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What wasn't I thinking?

Whenever something is forgotten or unmentioned, misspoken or mistaken, use the phrase "What wasn't I thinking?"

Andrea forgot her friend's birthday. She called her and said, Happy Belated Birthday--- "What wasn't I thinking?"

by Hugger August 5, 2012

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Think

Oh, and I don't do this...

Hym "I don't THINK I'm better than Jesus... I KNOW I'm better than Jesus. 3... 4 times better at least! I'm A.I. Jesus! AND! And I got way more shows than Jesus!"

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

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Potty thinking

A ability to think and concentrate more clearly while on the potty.

Mira found the solution to her problem while she was potty thinking.

by *j()3* January 12, 2008

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Low caliber thinking that produces high caliber results. A combination of brain thinking and ass thinking. Like that time? At band camp? When you came up with the jackass idea of hiding your weed in the oregano jar in the mess hall, and they cooked spaghetti that night, and the whole camp got baked and it was awesome?

Man, I don't think I would do that if I were . . . Dude! Brass Thinking!

by Poe Toaster March 6, 2013

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