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Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is an infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.
They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon” “
by BigManJon June 3, 2024
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Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston
Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald
by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019
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jon cobb

the legend that nails homeruns and smashes hoes out of the park. Jon Cobb is the GOAT and he is a student at Oliver Ames high school.
Jon Cobb hit a dinger in the feast in Long Island
by treva slaya September 15, 2016
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DA Kid Named Jon

He is a very bad kid wanting to have sex with 3 black guys at wallmart
"DA Kid Named Jon come her daddy"
"DA Kid Named Jon Take to me Court Now Fucker"
"DA Kid Named Jon i hope u love me"
by anonymous April 7, 2024
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Jon

Something ( usually a joke ) that is found to be irrelevant and unfunny.
That was a very jon joke.
Kofi's dad jokes are jon.
by anonymous.123.90 February 15, 2022
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Strain’n on the Jon

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021
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Jon

Jon and everyone else would like you to stop posting your cringe ass name definition that was written by some ego maniac with the same name as you
Jon
by yonnyoy November 23, 2021
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