The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine
by Carol Knight July 07, 2023
She had a wine embolism after she left the bar, and had no idea what she did on the way home or how she got home!
by Pologroupie November 30, 2014
When a man with an uncircumcised penis has sex with a woman on her period. In reference to how a uncircumcised penis has dick cheese and menstrual blood is red like wine.
"Did you hear Jared is uncircumcised?"
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."
by Nails&dice January 15, 2024
When you have so many fermented grapes in liquid form that you can’t open your eyes and you sing the words to every song that comes on
Doug drank too much wine.
Arkells knocking at the door comes on.
Doug- “That's me, I'm knockin' at the door
I'm thirsty For more, for more, for more” -_-
Friends- “Damn he’s Wine Dougd”
Arkells knocking at the door comes on.
Doug- “That's me, I'm knockin' at the door
I'm thirsty For more, for more, for more” -_-
Friends- “Damn he’s Wine Dougd”
by Ayy Jay L April 20, 2019
To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.
by lekjen December 23, 2023
A disease in which my body does not turn grapes into wine. Therefore, I must take daily supplements.
by MyWinery December 24, 2023