non-existent wang

A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one.

Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.

He must have a non-existent wang.

by xobiddiesxo June 28, 2010

wang

1) A large computer system, very large, which one can be proud to own due to its value as an antique.

2) A chinese (or AZN restaraunt)

1) I got me a big-ass Wang

2) We ate Wang last night

by iMak March 24, 2003

wang

surname of famous fashion desinger to the stars, vera wang.

i really like that dress by vera wang

by Nobby February 3, 2007

wangster

A white inbred boy who thinks he's black and preys on little girls on myspace while beating it too much

Brooks is a wangster who got jumped after beating it at roller hockey too much

by bigshrew October 2, 2006

wet wang willy

after recieving head from a woman the man may proclaim "look behind you" and as she turns her head shove his wang in her ear. the result a cum and saliva filled ear that has been rendered useless for the rest of its existence

BLAMMMMM. i was struck in the ear with this massive schlong. i awoke to the bright lights of a hospital only to find i could no longer hear

by PISAN December 11, 2004

Wangster

A white person who wishes they were African American, so they use slang and innapropriate words, change their outfits, and become sexually interested in African American women.

Alison: "yo, dat girl Maggie is such a wangster."

Christina: "girl i know! do you herr all those nasty words she be usin?"

by Cedidra December 10, 2008

wangsta

Some dawg that be reppin the white rich burbs an thinks he's the shit. Usually talks big bout his whips, bitches and chronkic, but is lame.

"You say you a gangsta, but you neva cop nothin"-Fifty

by MizJackson April 30, 2003