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wang whacker

n. Wang-Whacker refers to a person or thing in which comes in contact with or has physically/romantically been involved with more than one wang in a violent/sexual manner. whang whackers love wangs.
by samCal June 7, 2007
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wagonrush

The event or action on trains/trams where passengers get up and move to the doors of the trainwagon, long before the train halts.

Often resulting in a wagonjam.
Some suit slammed his briefcase against my elbow while wagonrushing.
by PJ Fiers October 24, 2007
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Wagon Train Crowd

The entire population of redneck and country people all in a group riding horses at a popular even in Murray County called wagon train.

Most of the "wagon train crowd" drink all day and do not shower. They sleep where they fall. Most guys at wagon train are trying to get lucky. The girls are tough, more manly then some of the men.
"Why is that guy wearing cowboy boots and a dixie land T-shirt?"

"Oh he's just part of the wagon train crowd."
by The_only_sane_one July 21, 2009
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Wagonseller

An awesome beard that has grown for the past forty years.
That beard is so Wagonseller!!!!
by Tia Lipton April 11, 2010
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wang buffet

a place, ie party, that is filled soley with men and has a severe lack of females. (also known as 'sausage fest')
man 1 - dude, you gunna go to steve's party?

man 2 - nah, last time it was a complete wang buffet!

man 1 - oh, screw that, im no poo pirate!
by JAKE.TO.THE.NEWT May 31, 2010
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wang slanger

people who jerkoff on site like chat roulette or omegel etc.
dude that wang slanger is fucking jacking it!
by the master wang slanger June 12, 2010
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Wang man

(n.) The antithesis of the wing man, the wang man, usually involved in a completely monogamous relationship of his own, protects his monogamous male friends from straying into seductive vaginas while under the influence of excessive alcohol and other mind-altering substances. He is a paragon of modern morality, a paladin of male propriety, master of the righteous cock block and a brave soldier in the fight against drunken hookups, broken relationships, and sexually transmitted diseases.

The wang man may also protect his friends from hooking up with females who are undesirable due to being (a) too drunk to fend for themselves, (b) woefully unattractive, (c) clingers, or (d) suspicious or otherwise untrustworthy.
"If my wang man doesn't show up soon, this girl might tempt me into some seriously adulterous sexual activity."

"Just when I thought I was about to cheat on my fiancee with a stripper, my wang man showed up and kicked her out of my bachelor party."

"Thank god my wang man came along to cock block that girl, because my tequila-addled brain was in no state to make the right decision."
by rickchauncey May 4, 2010
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